Star Trekkin' Deep space 9

Star Trekkin', Deep Space Nine
Sittin here so pretty on the Cardassian border line
Star Trekkin' Deep Space Nine
Reactor's overheating - every system is off line

Station Commander, Ben Sisko
SISKO: Ah, we come in peace but take no shit, take no shit, take no shit;
We come in peace but take no shit, take no shit men.

Lt. Dax, report!
DAX: I'm a babe now, but used to be a guy, used to be a guy, used to be a guy;
I'm a babe now, but used to be a guy - Julian, quit staring!

SISKO: Just what the hell am I doing here, doing here, doing here;
Just what the hell am I doing here, explaining time and space?

Star Trekkin', Deep Space Nine
Sittin here so pretty on the Cardassian border line
Star Trekkin' Deep Space Nine
Reactor's overheating - every system is off line

Medical update, Doctor Julia Bashir
BASHIR: She may be a guy, but I don't care, I don't care, I don't care;
Dax may be a guy, but I don't care - Can I get your number?

DAX: I'm a babe now, but used to be a guy, used to be a guy, used to be a guy;
I'm a babe now, but used to be a guy - Julian, quit staring!

SISKO: Just what the hell am I doing here, doing here, doing here;
Just what the hell am I doing here, explaining time and space?

Kira, report!
KIRA: There's Cardassians off the upper pylons, upper pylons, upper pylons;
There's Cardassians off the upper pylons, upper pylons, Sisko!

BASHIR: She may be a guy, but I don't care, I don't care, I don't care;
Dax may be a guy, but I don't care - Can I get your number?

DAX: I'm a babe now, but used to be a guy, used to be a guy, used to be a guy;
I'm a babe now, but used to be a guy - Julian, quit staring!

SISKO: Just what the hell am I doing here, doing here, doing here;
Just what the hell am I doing here, explaining time and space?

Quark! You greedy bastard
QUARK: If you want fun, come to the Promenade, Promenade, Promenade;
If you want fun, come to the Promenade, and I'll be sure to cheat ya!

KIRA: There's Cardassians off the upper pylons, upper pylons, upper pylons;
There's Cardassians off the upper pylons, upper pylons, Sisko!

BASHIR: She may be a guy, but I don't care, I don't care, I don't care;
Dax may be a guy, but I don't care - Can I get your number?

DAX: I'm a babe now, but used to be a guy, used to be a guy, used to be a guy;
I'm a babe now, but used to be a guy - Julian, quit staring!

SISKO: Just what the hell am I doing here, doing here, doing here;
Just what the hell am I doing here, explaining time and space?

Star Trekkin', Deep Space Nine
Sittin here so pretty on the Cardassian border line
Star Trekkin' Deep Space Nine
Reactor's overheating - every system is off line

Security, report Odo
ODO: I am here to arrest the thieves, arrest the thieves, arrest The theives;
I am here to arrest the thieves - THAT MEANS YOU, QUARK!

QUARK: I didn't do it, didn't do it, didn't do it;
I didn't do it, didn't do it, it was Rom!

KIRA: I am here on my people's behalf, people's behalf, people's behalf.
I am here on my people's behalf - prophets damn the Feds!

BASHIR: I'm cute, sleep with me, sleep with me, sleep with me;
I'm cute, sleep with me, sleep with me, Dax!

DAX: I was a man, Doctor, but not like you think, not like you think, not like you think;
I was a man, Doctor, but not like you think, not like you think, Julian.

SISKO: Just what the hell am I doing here, doing here, doing here;
Just what the hell am I doing here, explaining time and space?

Engineering report, O'Brien
O'BRIEN: Oh! Bloody hell it's broke again, broke again, broke again;
Oh! Bloody hell, it's broke again, broke again, piece of Cardie crap!

ODO: I'm going to catch you Quark, catch you Quark, catch you Quark;
I'm gonna catch you Quark catch you Quark and then you go to jail.

QUARK: I didn't do it, didn't do it, didn't do it;
I didn't do it, didn't do it, it was Rom!

KIRA: I am here on my people's behalf, people's behalf, people's behalf.
I am here on my people's behalf - prophets damn the Feds!

BASHIR: I'm cute, sleep with me, sleep with me, sleep with me;
I'm cute, sleep with me, sleep with me, Dax!

DAX: I was a man, Doctor, but not like you think, not like you think, not like you think;
I was a man, Doctor, but not like you think, not like you think, Julian.

SISKO: Just what the hell am I doing here, doing here, doing here;
Just what the hell am I doing here, explaining time and space?

Star Trekkin', Deep Space Nine
Sittin here so pretty on the Cardassian border line
Star Trekkin' Deep Space Nine
Reactor's overheating - every system is off line

Garak, hem my pants please
GARAK: It's worse than that, I'm a spy, Doctor, spy, Doctor, spy, Doctor;
It's worse than that, I'm a spy, Doctor, spy, Doctor, I'm a spy!

O'BRIEN: Oh! Bloody hell it's broke again, broke again, broke again;
Oh! Bloody hell, it's broke again, broke again, piece of Cardie crap!

ODO: I'm going to catch you Quark, catch you Quark, catch you Quark;
I'm gonna catch you Quark, catch you Quark, and then you go to jail.

QUARK: I didn't do it, didn't do it, didn't do it;
I didn't do it, didn't do it, it was Rom!

KIRA: I am here on my people's behalf, people's behalf, people's behalf.
I am here on my people's behalf - prophets damn the Feds!

BASHIR: I'm cute, sleep with me, sleep with me, sleep with me;
I'm cute, sleep with me, sleep with me, Dax!

DAX: I was a man, Doctor, but not like you think, not like you think, not like you think;
I was a man, Doctor, but not like you think, not like you think, Julian.

SISKO: Just what the hell am I doing here, doing here, doing here;
Just what the hell am I doing here, explaining time and space?

Jake Sisko
JAKE: I'm not Wesley, I'm no geek, not a geek, not a geek;
I'm not Wesley, I'm no geek, not a geek, I'm just a kid.

GARAK: It's worse than that, I'm a spy, Doctor, spy, Doctor, spy, Doctor;
It's worse than that, I'm a spy, Doctor, spy, Doctor, I'm a spy!

O'BRIEN: Oh! Bloody hell it's broke again, broke again, broke again;
Oh! Bloody hell, it's broke again, broke again, piece of Cardie crap!

ODO: I'm going to catch you Quark, catch you Quark, catch you Quark;
I'm gonna catch you Quark catch you Quark and then you go to jail.

QUARK: I didn't do it, didn't do it, didn't do it;
I didn't do it, didn't do it, it was Rom!

KIRA: I am here on my people's behalf, people's behalf, people's behalf.
I am here on my people's behalf - prophets damn the Feds!

BASHIR: I'm cute, sleep with me, sleep with me, sleep with me;
I'm cute, sleep with me, sleep with me, Dax!

DAX: I was a man, Doctor, but not like you think, not like you think, not like you think;
I was a man, Doctor, but not like you think, not like you think, Julian.

SISKO: Just what the hell am I doing here, doing here, doing here;
Just what the hell am I doing here, explaining time and space?

Dax: Captain, the wormhole is opening!
Kira: 10000 Jem'Hadar ships coming through
Sisko: Fire up the Defiant. I'm going in.

Aihhhhhh....
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

Star Trekkin', Deep Space Nine
Sittin here so pretty on the Cardassian border line
Star Trekkin' Deep Space Nine
Reactor's overheating - every system is off line