Star Trekkin' TNG

Star Trekkin' across the universe
On the Starship Enterprise, Picard is in command.
Star Trekkin' across the universe
Boldly cruisin' on, 'cause we go nowhere new.

Captain Jean-Luc Picard
PICARD: Computer, tea, Earl Grey, tea, Earl Grey, tea, Earl Grey;
Computer, tea, Earl Grey, tea, Earl Grey, hot!

Lt. Troi, report!
TROI: Number One, I feel your pain, feel your pain, feel your pain;
Number One, I feel your pain, oh, wait, no that's lust...

PICARD: We come in peace, let us go, let us go, let us go;
We come in peace, let us go, let us go, please?

Star Trekkin' across the universe
On the Starship Enterprise, Picard is in command.
Star Trekkin' across the universe
Boldly cruisin' on, 'cause we go nowhere new.

Crush' the boy
WESLEY: The Borg are off the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
The Borg are off the starboard bow, starboard bow, sir!

TROI: Number One, I feel your pain, feel your pain, feel your pain;
Number One, I feel your pain, oh, wait, no that's lust...

PICARD: We come in peace, let us go, let us go, let us go;
We come in peace, let us go, let us go, please?

Analysis, Mr. Data
DATA: It's life, sir, but better than us, better than us, better than us;
It's life, sir, but better than us, better than us, captain.

WESLEY: The Borg are off the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
The Borg are off the starboard bow, starboard bow, sir!

TROI: Number One, I feel your pain, feel your pain, feel your pain;
Number One, I feel your pain, oh, wait, no that's lust...

PICARD: We come in peace, let us go, let us go, let us go;
We come in peace, let us go, let us go, please?

Medical update, Doctor Beverly Crusher
CRUSHER: It's worse than that, he's a mutant, Jean-Luc, a mutant, Jean-Luc, a mutant, Jean-Luc;
It's worse than that, he's a mutant, Jean-Luc, a mutant Jean-Luc, a mutant!

DATA It's life, sir, but better than us, better than us, better than us;
It's life, sir, but better than us, better than us, captain.

WESLEY: The Borg are off the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
The Borg are off the starboard bow, starboard bow, sir!

TROI: Number One, I feel your pain, feel your pain, feel your pain;
Number One, I feel your pain, oh, wait, no that's lust...

PICARD: We come in peace, let us go, let us go, let us go;
We come in peace, let us go, let us go, please?

Engineer, mr. LaForge
GEORDI: I cannot fix what I can't see sir, I can't see sir, I can't see sir;
I cannot fix what I can't see sir, fix what I can't see!

CRUSHER: It's worse than that, he's a mutant, Jean-Luc, a mutant, Jean-Luc, a mutant, Jean-Luc;
It's worse than that, he's a mutant, Jean-Luc, a mutant Jean-Luc, a mutant!

DATA It's life, sir, but better than us, better than us, better than us;
It's life, sir, but better than us, better than us, captain.

WESLEY: The Borg are off the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
The Borg are off the starboard bow, starboard bow, sir!

TROI: Number One, I feel your pain, feel your pain, feel your pain;
Number One, I feel your pain, oh, wait, no that's lust...

PICARD: We come in peace, let us go, let us go, let us go;
We come in peace, let us go, let us go, please?

Worf, report!
WORF: I recommend we kill it, sir, kill it, sir, kill it, sir.
I recommend we kill it, sir, let me do it, please.

GEORDI: I cannot fix what I can't see sir, I can't see sir, I can't see sir;
I cannot fix what I can't see sir, fix what I can't see!

CRUSHER: It's worse than that, he's a mutant, Jean-Luc, a mutant, Jean-Luc, a mutant, Jean-Luc;
It's worse than that, he's a mutant, Jean-Luc, a mutant Jean-Luc, a mutant!

DATA It's life, sir, but better than us, better than us, better than us;
It's life, sir, but better than us, better than us, captain.

WESLEY: The Borg are off the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
The Borg are off the starboard bow, starboard bow, sir!

TROI: Number One, I feel your pain, feel your pain, feel your pain;
Number One, I feel your pain, oh, wait, no that's lust...

PICARD: We come in peace, let us go, let us go, let us go;
We come in peace, let us go, let us go, please?

Computer:
Worf: Intruder alert!
Borg: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
Oh...noooo....arrrgggghhhh...
BOOM

Star Trekkin' across the universe
On the Starship Enterprise, Picard is in command.
Star Trekkin' across the universe
Boldly cruisin' on, 'cause we go nowhere new.